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Twilight: NESSY'D by redtenko Twilight: NESSY'D by redtenko
TOTALLY WHAT HAPPENS!

Hastily and badly drawn comic based the epic lolz of the last Twilight book, The Laser Collection, a picture from google, and a joke my friend made in Livejournal
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:iconadickson10193:
ADickson10193 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014
O-O Poor Jacob Nessie got him nice job Bella you kill your other man if Edward broke your heart again but you got good draw skills i like it that's funny too. 
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ZelphyrTheSecond Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconforrealplz::iconquestionmarkplz:
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:iconmusic-and-things:
Music-and-Things Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012
Less creepy than what really happens. Seriously, because he doesn't touch her or anything that makes it okay to be in love with a baby?
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:iconminkymy:
Minkymy Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012
Some say that Nessy grows up and becomes Nessy the Vampire Nemesis.
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:iconmoku123:
moku123 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
yes....a fish firin his lazer works. i wondered what that smell was...
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:iconmilakuroi:
milakuroi Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hahahahahahahahaa!!! :rofl: :lmao: :lol:
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:iconwoopsadaisy10:
woopsadaisy10 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011
ROFL. Literally.
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shadowrunner2323 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
dr. octa-mother-*beeping*-gonapus
O o

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BLAAAAAAAAAAA­­­­AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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:iconkobiana:
Kobiana Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
XDDD ROTFLMAO cant...stop...laughing!!
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:iconoperationxo:
OperationXO Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Damn..i was hoping Bella would explode and spill her MarySue guts all over Edwart and Jacob.
Poo.
Funny though.
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:iconmimozka:
mimozka Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2010
HAHAHA!!!! :rofl: :lmao: I love the fact that it takes Jake's head off!
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:iconichogo:
Ichogo Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2010  Student Writer
i want nessie to kill them all!
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:iconcrazymoose1234:
crazymoose1234 Featured By Owner May 23, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
hahahaha
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:iconhellish-werewolf:
HELLISH-Werewolf Featured By Owner May 6, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
DR OCTO MOTHER F''KING GONAPUS BLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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LifeIsAJBrosFan Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2010
:iconohyeahplz:

I think Edward should have had his head blown off instead. //shot

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:iconkalambo:
kalambo Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2010  Student General Artist
lool XD
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:iconweirdoqueen:
WeirdoQueen Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2010
but that's inaccurate: for whatever reason, edward decided to completely strip bella down. apparently, there is no other way to give birth than to be completely nekked.
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Schonburger Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2010
And that is how Twilight should have ended!
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hollarity Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2009  Student General Artist
lmAOOOoooooooo

It looks like you put as much effort into this as Meyers did into the actual book.

Way to go~
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ihatejacob1 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2009
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA gimme a minute *deep breathe* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHA *Has a seizure* FUQQIN AWESOME
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Wolfgirl1311 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2009   Writer
:rofl: :lmao: :lol: :laughing: :iconoaml:
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:iconpittycake12:
pittycake12 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2009
hahahahahhah omg! :D
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:iconanimemonster1019:
animemonster1019 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2009
XDDD

PURE WIN!
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:iconkiteoftheazureflame:
KiteoftheAzureFlame Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2009
LMFAO I can't stop laughing!!
I've seen the Lazer Collection, so when I saw this, it was fucking EPIC.
XDDD
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Crackoala Featured By Owner May 17, 2009  Student General Artist
I love the BLAHHHHHH xD
Very nice ;)
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:iconriddicks-tiger-blood:
Riddicks-Tiger-Blood Featured By Owner May 2, 2009
poor Jake
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theTrickyBunny Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
XD Aw, poor Jacob.
Hilarious expressions in the last panel. Well, everyone who has an expression...>.>''
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iLoveee Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2009
EPIC LUL.

SHOOPDAWOOP.
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:iconmaster-of-the-boot:
Master-of-the-Boot Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
I may be a Twilight fan but this is way funny.
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TwilightLuvvah Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2009
LMFAO PWND

no! not my jakey!!!! :(
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:iconscpiderscrag:
scpiderscrag Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2009  Student Traditional Artist
I HATE TWIIGHT!
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:iconhyeasterisk:
HyeAsterisk Featured By Owner May 24, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I second that.
But the spoofs are the best, especially if someone's head gets blown off. xD
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scpiderscrag Featured By Owner May 25, 2009  Student Traditional Artist
definitely.
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misskisshu Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2009  Student Interface Designer
Hhahahaha omg I can't stop looking at it over and over again ! It's so danngg funny! Awesomeness! Keep it up
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Reptar-D Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2009
LOL! Edwards face in the 2nd panel



omg the baby look JUST LIKE BELLA!
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:iconchihuahuapuff:
chihuahuapuff Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2009
I love twilight, but let me tell you this is HILARIOUS.
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Gifted-Maverick Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2009
best comic eveh
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shortstuff00123 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2009   Writer
BLARG!I mean laseredededed...eh...
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:iconredtenko:
redtenko Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2009
beg pardon?
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:iconshortstuff00123:
shortstuff00123 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2009   Writer
Would you like it if some mutant child lasered your head off? Well I happen to enjoy Twilight and YOU are an insensistive JERK!
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:iconmisskisshu:
misskisshu Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2009  Student Interface Designer
I like twilight and I still find it funny
you are oversentitive
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:iconshortstuff00123:
shortstuff00123 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2009   Writer
Ummm this was a privite conversation...
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KiteoftheAzureFlame Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2009
Yeah really it's obsessed people ike you who ruin it for other people. Twilight sucks and I believe we all have our own damn opinions so back off, this joke was hilarious.
If you don't like this, then why the hell comment it?
Back off.
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:iconredtenko:
redtenko Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2009
Honey.
Sweety.
Darling.
It's a joke.


I may not be a Twilight fan, but if you look at the other comments on this comic, you'll see plenty of people who are fans found it funny, even put it in Twilight fanart groups, and that's because they can take a joke.

Would I like it if a mutant child lasered my head off? Of course not. I wouldn't want to get eaten by a T Rex while I was on the toilet either, but that was HILARIOUS in Jurassic Park. Nobody wants actual snakes on actual planes, but the movie Snakes on a Plane? FUNNY! Edward and Bella sparkling in a romantic field? Not funny. Four panels of people being polite to each other? Not funny. See where I'm going with this?

But if you hate my comic (and hey, free country) then you'll really hate what it's based on, which is this movie here: [link]

The point is, you need to get wise to the fact that people are going to be making fun of stuff you like you're whole life. Haven't you ever watched Saturday Night Live? The Simpsons? A beer commercial? You can choose to see the humor in your own fandom, or you can choose to get angry over every little thing, but that second one is really going to drain you. Because at the end of the day, it's just a joke. Get over it.
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shortstuff00123 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2009   Writer
Oh i am not trying to be mean and its not the lasers that got to me. I like the comic... It was funny but I also like twilight soooooooo
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misskisshu Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2009  Student Interface Designer
'' I LOVE Twilight and you are an obssed IDIOT! Hope you get your head aten by a mutant child! ''

don't write comments like those please
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shortstuff00123 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2009   Writer
Shut the F**K UP! who are you?
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:iconmisskisshu:
misskisshu Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2009  Student Interface Designer
Why do you want to know? I'm just telling you that you are rude ? Calm down for crying out loud, I didn't insult you O__o
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shortstuff00123 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2009   Writer
I LOVE Twilight and you are an obssed IDIOT! Hope you get your head aten by a mutant child!
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Raiy Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
AMAZING!!!
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